TURNS OUT ALL OF YOU THINK IM A SPAMMER! WELL HERE ARE A FEW VERY CLOSE AND HEARTILY INTRINSIC THOUGHTS. I HOPE YOU FIND WHAT YOU NEED ON THE BLOG TO SHUT ME DOWN, WHICH I HAVE CREATED FOR A COLLEGE CLASS ON HOW TO LIVE AND WHAT TO DO. IT SEEMS, AND WHAT A WONDERFUL WORD SEEMS IS, THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO LIVE AND WHAT TO DO FAR BETTER THAN I IF YOU CAN BLOCK MY STATEMENTS--AND PULITZER PRIZE WINNING AUTHOR'S STATEMENTS(which I did not claim for my own)--MADE TO HOPEFULLY ENTERTAIN FELLOW COLLEAGUES OF LITERATE STUDIES INTELLECTUALLY. I'M SOMEWHAT GLAD THAT THE PROBLEM HAS AROSE CONCERNING THE FACT THAT I COPIED AND PASTED A SET OF POEMS WITH AN INTRODUCTION ON THE DAMNED cold mountain WHICH I SUGGEST ALL OF YOU READ WITH HASTE FOR SURELY IT IS OF BENEFIT TO YOUR STATE OF MIND. ALSO, I SUGGEST WITH GREAT EMPHASIS THAT YOU ALL, BLOGGER.COM, IN ITS ENTIRETY, LISTEN TO CHARLIE PARKER AND DIZZE GILLESPIE. IT IS MUSIC THAT WILL RAISE YOU FROM YOUR CUBICLE COMPUTER CHAIR INTO MOTIONS AND NOTICEABLE SWERVES. I AM NOT A SPAMMER. I EAT REAL MEAT. I DO NOT WISH TO DISCONTINUE THE USE OF YOUR SERVICES AND I UNDERSTAND THAT PROBLEMS OCCUR, BUT IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM OF SHOWING YOUR FRIEND A FEW LINES OF ART: DO NOT DISCONTINUE MY BLOG BECAUSE "Blogs engaged in this behavior are called spam blogs, and can be recognized by their irrelevant, repetitive, or nonsensical text, along with a large number of links, usually all pointing to a single site." WHO SAYS IM TRYING TO BE RELEVANT? SURELY NOT I, SAYS THE NARRATOR. AND REPETITIVE? YES I AM SAYING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN: think not. AND I, TANNER JAMESON KEMP, MAKE SENSE? BLOO BLAHH BLA BLEEEE BLEEEE BLAH! O YEAH, THERE'S ONLY ONE LINK ON MY SITE. And the best part is is that I know you do not care one bit about this message and it may even further the blocking of my blog (WHICH IF I CHOOSE TO I MAY FIGHT) but if I cannot write what I feel because technology has stolen the art of the orator, THEN THERE ARE MANY THINGS INSIDE OF THE SOCIETY WE LIVE IN THAT MUST BE LOOKED UPON WITH GREATER CARE. You are a part of crime as much as I am if my blog gets shut down because if I were speaking words you would have to sew my mouth shut. A heinous and horrid crime, whether in my face or through the weak connection of internet no matter how strong the Wi-Fi, that should never be committed.
Sincerely with utmost regard to logic,
Tanner Jameson Kemp
P.S. classmates i hope i do not have to create a new blog for the sake of simple freeeeeedoms
P.S.S. i was confronted with an email that said i must go through a series of steps to reactivate my blog to its fullest being. i took these steps. i received the email again four hours later. :0
P.S.S.S. im deerunk
P.S.S.S.S. Did i prove i ain't no darned robot? Any robot ever write you this good old nonsensical repetitive pooo? zoommas 14
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